Why does it take kids so long to learn their lesson? Why do we think we can get away with it when we didn't get away with it the first or second time? And why as a parent do we think they learned their lesson?
If you haven't guessed yet what happened in my day....
No Sydney didn't cut her hair again.
No the girls didn't color their eyes with green magic marker.
No Abby didn't throw Fruity Dino Bites all over the floor.
Oh wait..... YES SHE DID!!!!!
Why am I yelling? Unless you have vacuumed up those little pebbles of fruity goodness you have no idea how long it takes. It takes a long time because you can't use the brush part; it causes the cereal to fling about the room. You have to use the hose, which makes it longer to pick up and causes one to get angrier as they do it.
So for all those out there who are looking for a 2 1/2 year old, I have one for sale, really cheap. Female. Answers to the name of Abigail. Needs a home who will support her cereal addiction.
Of course I'm kidding. Sort of.
I think she just wants to make sure you love her. ha ha ha ha ha.. :)
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